Obama Beans Recipe

Here is Obama's recipe for beans-which has been approved by every Democrat in Congress: Start with a few beans-about 5%, which everybody thinks is good for us. Then, add a whole bunch of pork. In fact include so much pork that no-one can find the beans. They won't even be tasted. Sugar coat the pork, so that it will go down easier. In fact the sweeter the better. The people getting the pork, will love it. Keep cooking this concoction, and the books, until you sell this to the gullible public. Put it on TV, they believe anything they see there. And, the Democrats will help you sell it. For a little extra flavor, you could have added the backbones from Republican senators: Snowe, Spector, and Collins. But, I think they have already been added to Obama's beans, as they don't have backbones now. Every American will pay for this concoction, as the devalued money in their pocket will finance all this. And, when they all get sick of it-except the rich Democrat elitists who are already bloated from not paying their taxes, Bush will get the blame-as usual. Enjoy your beans.